Friday, December 19, 2008

The Man Show

Every man I've ever known requires reading material in order to use the restroom. At my house, there will often be a stack of books and magazines sitting atop the bathroom shelf as back up in case a book is finished before the job is done.

That is why this morning when Linus told me his diaper needing changing and quickly ran off to locate a book while I prepped a diaper, I knew I had a man on my hands. He quietly (and calmly) looked through Ten Apples Up on Top while I got him cleaned up.

One day in the not-so-distant future, I'll be beating down the door to the library bathroom in order to drag him out so I can pee.

I can hardly wait.



3 comments:

Nichols Family said...

I've never understood the relationship between a man and his toilet - I think they sit and prepare before the poop even starts to move! I have blackmail pictures of my boys on the toilet - while potty training. One is holding an apartment guide upside down!! My boys are so much more like me, no reading material needed...at least, they haven't requested any...yet!

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

That's a unique approach to avoiding a bad diaper!

Chelsea + Jonathan said...

Haha. Do you ever worry about all the germs that must be on bathroom reading material? Sometimes it really freaks me out. But of course there's always a book or mag. in all of our bathrooms. Maybe the germs just make us stronger :)