An Appeal

Dear God, Mother Nature, Al Roker Weather.com,

I'd like to begin by thanking you for the recent boost of vitamin D and want you to know that I will appreciate your continued sizzling temperatures through the next week or so as I will be oceanside. However, as your recent heating costs must be burdening you financially, as they are burdening me physically, I must ask for you to set an end date. I'm thinking that the second week of September would be good time to wrap up this little summer project and move onto a cooler, less humid outlook.

Let me know when the transition has been made so I can once again venture into the great outdoors.

Scorchingly yours,
Abby Bartel

PS- Please don't say I used up all my weather wishes when you offered up clear blue skies over my outdoor wedding while tossing around storms and tornadoes a mere 10 miles away. K?