Friday, February 06, 2009


To the powers that be:

It is with reluctance that I am submitting this letter. Although my time as Domestic Goddess has been, on the whole, satisfying and productive, for quite a while now I have become less and less satisfied with the work situation. The neverending expectations, the situations in which I work, and the limitless pressures to be productive are making it increasingly difficult for me to feel that I’m contributing sufficiently.

This was not an easy decision to make. I am grateful for the rewarding employment I've had to date, but after much consideration, I have accepted a position as official family sloth, a role previously shared by the household feline residents.

Therefore, it is with regret that I ask you to accept this as my resignation effective February 6, 2008.

Former Domestic Goddess


Midwest Mom said...

You should know that your new position has both fringe benefits and drawbacks.

Benefits include: low expectations and the occasional scratch behind the ears (for which you must purr appropriately.)

Drawbacks can include: mandatory hiding under the bed when guests come and eating chicken livers as a snack. Also, sandpaper tongue.

Good luck with it!

- Julia

Marty, a.k.a. canape said...

Maybe we could just be domestic high priestesses.